Our Team

All team members were asked a number of fun, get-to-know-you questions. They all answered the questions and only the best answers from each team member were picked to help YOU get to know them.

Andy

-The historical I would most like to meet is Leonardo da Vinci.
-If I won the lottery tomorrow, I would start a car restoration company. And you know, keep working here.
-The best piece of advice I have ever been given is “if you see a banana peel in the road – swerve!”
-When I was 5, I was pretty sure I would be an artist when I grew up.
-My favorite word in the English language is Inertia.

Anna

-If I were a fruit, I would be a Strawberry.
-If I could go any place on Earth, I would go to Australia.
-If I had to choose between cats and dogs, I’d pick dogs. I have a German Shepherd at my parents’ house.
-My spirit animal is a panda.
-When I was 5, I was pretty sure I would be a teacher when I grew up.

Birch

- The best piece of advice I’ve ever been given is “Fail Upwards”.
- If I could invent a holiday, it would definitely involve Top Gun… somehow… I’d make it work.
- My favorite word in the English language is failure.
- If I were a superhero, my superpower would be telekinesis.
-If I were a fruit, I would be a lemon, because it’s the sugar, spice, and (mostly) everything nice.

Brian

-My favorite holiday is Tet.
-My spirit animal is Betty White.
-In another life, I’m pretty sure I was a Kangaroo.
-My favorite word in the English language is defenestration.
-If I could go any place on Earth, I would go to Nepal.

Carl

-If I were a superhero, my superpower would be super speed.
-When I was 5, I was pretty sure I would be a racecar driver when I grew up.
-If I could invent a holiday, it would definitely involve a second Thanksgiving.
-If I could go to any place on Earth, I would go to Japan.
-My sports teams are Purdue, Colts, Pacers, Tottenham Hotspur, Carolina Hurricanes. Also, a big Nascar fan.

Chris

-In another life, I’m pretty sure I was a T-Rex.
-If I could invent a holiday, it would definitely involve boating.
-If I had to choose between cats and dogs, I’d pick dogs. I have Kona the GSD.
-The fictional character I think I’m most like is The Hulk.
-If I were a fruit, I would be a coconut.

Crystal

-The best piece of advice I’ve ever been given is that being cheap is expensive.
-If I could invent a holiday, it would definitely involve sun and sand.
-If I were a superhero, my superpower would be to know and speak every language on the planet.
-My spirit animal is an Octopus.
-The historical figure that I would most like to meet is Norma Jean Baker.

Ethan

-The best piece of advice I’ve ever been given is “Don't fret on where you're supposed to be in life. You're already in the place you're meant to be, here in the present moment.”
-My spirit animal is a praying mantis.
-If I could go any place on Earth, I would go to Japan to see a cherry blossom tree field and zen garden.
-My favorite sport is MMA and boxing and such. My favorite fight is probably Canelo Alverez for his amazing defensive skills.
-The historical figure I would most like to meet is Morihei Ueshiba, the founder of Aikido. I would love to be able to listen to his outlook on life and learn about Aikido and the nature of martial arts from a founding master.

Joel

-The historical figure I would most like to meet is Edward Van Halen.
-The best piece of advice I’ve ever been given is “Go that way. Really fast. If something gets in your way…turn.”
-If I were a superhero, my superpower would be that I can eat what I want with no consequences. Oh, and fly.
-My spirit animal is Beaky Buzzard from Looney Toons.
-My favorite sports team is the Packers. Go Pack Go!!

John

-In another life, I’m pretty sure I was a gold medal winner at the Pizza Eating World Championships.
-If I could invent a holiday, it would definitely involve Spike Ball.
-When I was 5, I was pretty sure I would be a drummer when I grew up.
-If I were a fruit, I would be a watermelon.
-The historical figure I would most like to meet is John D. Rockefeller.

Kyle

-In another life, I’m pretty sure I was a warrior.
-The best piece of advice I’ve ever been given is “keep moving forward.”
-My favorite holiday is Halloween.
-If I could go any place on Earth, I would go to Amsterdam.
-If I could be in any movie, it would be The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

Mike

-The best piece of advice I’ve ever been given is to “Do what makes you happy.”
-My spirit animal is a Monkey.
-If I were a fruit, I would be a dragon fruit.
-If I could only take 3 things with me to a deserted island, I would take a water filter, a waterproof blanket, and a knife.
-The historical figure I would most like to meet is Einstein.

Scott

-My favorite word in the English language is Eudaemonia.
-If I could invent a holiday, it would definitely involve firearms, bonfires, and German Shepherds.
-If I were a superhero, my superpower would be teleportation, that way I could go on vacation every weekend.
-The fictional character I think I’m most like is Dwight Shrute.
-Three items on my bucket list are to meet my favorite band, see my children get married and have children, and to drive the Autobahn.

Stephen

-The best piece of advice I’ve ever been given is “Don’t take time for granted.”
-The most inspiring part of my job is working with people and helping them out.
-The thing that would be hardest for me to give up would be watching Colts football.
-My spirit animal is a Hippo.
-My favorite word in the English language is Vacation!!

Timothy, "TJ"

-If I won the lottery tomorrow, I would start a cereal restaurant company. And you know keep working here.
-I would rather have no nose than no arms. Noses are cosmetic, arms are everything.
-The thing that would be the hardest for me to give up is oxygen.
-If I could invent a holiday, it would definitely involve paid leave and a hammock.
-The most important thing I learned before high school was that some of the most successful people failed early and often.

Todd

-If I could only take 3 things with me to a deserted island, I would take the Star Trek teleporter, get me out of the sun and heat! I am an IT guy; we don’t do well outside. The second thing would be the Dr. Who Tardis with the manual. If I can teleport out, I may be able to time travel to a cool place indoors. The third thing would be a 50 gallon barrel of sun screen. Did I mention that I don’t go outside? It’s hot out there.
-The fictional character that I think I’m most like is Wyatt Donnelly of Weird Science. A computer enthusiast who seems to get into trouble just trying to do something cool.
-If I could be in any movie, I would be in John Wick. Being a sidekick to John (Keanu Reeves) and knowing “Gun Foo” would be awesome.
-If I were a superhero, my superpower would be Ultra-fast healing like Wolverine.
-The best piece of advice I’ve ever been given is “the world owes you nothing. You have to work for what you want and don’t give up.”

Tom

-My spirit animal is the Bald Eagle.
-If I could be in any movie, I would be in Top Gun.
-If I could go any place on Earth, I would go to France.
-If I could only take 3 things with me to a deserted island, I would take my wife, my kids, and corn.
-If I could invent a holiday, it would definitely involve Bourbon.

If you are interested in joining our team, please go to our Opportunities page to find out more!